I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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