Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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