I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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