Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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