its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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