Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
