I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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