It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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