im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Randomize
