Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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