ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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