Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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