Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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