I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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