Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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