Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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