'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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