so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Pooping to opera.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
