Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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