So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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