So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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