You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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