what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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