My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
