no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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