It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She even gives head with a lisp.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
40s are totally the cure
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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