HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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