he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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