nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
