ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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