Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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