its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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