Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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