have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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