im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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