i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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