Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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