You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
