am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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