SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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