Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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