I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
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