So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
