Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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