try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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