I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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