Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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