Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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