Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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