she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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