garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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