Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Randomize
