I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
