kristin has been a bad kristin
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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