Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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