Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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