Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
vagina is talking i cant
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
