would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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